Press Release 2020
Mobile Minions Mitigate Modern Maladies
Middletown, NJ, April 1, 2020/PN Newswire/ -In these uncertain times, with over 100 million Americans reportedly under “stay at home” orders, the global economy is under unprecedented stress. In the US alone, over 4 million have filed for unemployment benefits already, and more expected in the coming weeks. Increased unemployment has its own health consequences. So there is a clear need to allow people to work safely from home while still going back to work even in factories, stores and service industries. The 5th Generation wireless systems, and innovations from Spectrum Financial Partners, LLC, can revolutionize the workforce and address these pressing problems of the day, Mobile Minions™, and Wireless Marionettes™.
What began as remotely controlled shopping carts with a poking stick connected with a wireless tablet, has become a joint development with Beantown Dynomatics, to make remotely controlled Mobile Minions™ that utilize the low latency and high bandwidth of 5G wireless networks to allow homebound workers to virtually return to their offices and factory floors, or stores and shopping centers, all without fear of infections or contaminations.
“The breakthrough was making the power cord retractable while still allowing the Minion to find and insert the cord into local and unmodified power outlets,” said, Steven Willkiss, CTO of Spectrum Financial Partners, LLC, “The things need recharging if they are moved around much and do any heavy lifting. It’s best to leave some around your common destinations like office or school so they don’t use up their batteries heading to and from home each day.” Buy 3 Minions and get a 4thone free.
“The virtual reality headset for the homebound operator is familiar to VR gamers, but for virtually walking around a factory floor or grocery store, nothing beats the Virtuix Omni Treadmill,” according to Dr. Geppetto, an industry expert on Marionettes.
The Mobile Minions™, capable of remote-driving a car (though licensing waivers are awaiting rapid approvals by appropriate authorities – Las Vegas and New Jersey have already approved Minion piloted cars), can climb stairs, open doors and position themselves behind desks and at most workstations and have a display screen showing the operator’s face (rendered from facial expressions recorded without the VR headset.) With this configuration, the Mobile Minions™ are able to perform most human interactions with other similar Mobile Minions™ and even customers, many tools, and office equipment. Wireless Marionettes™ are optimized for pushing shopping carts around both supermarkets and shopping centers equipped with elevators.
With wireless 5G’s Massive Machine Type Communications (mMTC) capability, Ultra-Reliable Low Latency Communications (URLLC), and Enhanced Mobile Broadband (eMBB), the new 5G networks provide the capacity and performance needed to support these new Mobile Minion™ and Wireless Marionettes™ products, with a richly immersive environment for the operator and a responsive means of projecting oneself into the virus-contaminated world outside the home.
Spectrum Financial Partners, LLC is also improving the performance of these 5G systems by loaning additional spectrum capacity to commercial mobile operators, increasing their capacity to carry the additional video and command data streams needed by the Mobile Minions™.
Spectrum Financial Partners, LLC is proud to announce the first demonstration of this solution to the problem of social distancing while working this April Fools’ Day, 2020.
About Spectrum Financial Partners,(www.SpectrumFinancialPartners.com)
Spectrum Financial Partners, LLC manages private equity funds investing in radio spectrum licenses, particularly in 23 licenses in the 600 MHz band. We provide consultations and valuation services for maximizing the utility of radio licenses. Spectrum Financial Partners celebrates the progress and utility of wireless technology and hopes that you enjoy our April Fools’ Day humor highlighting (and comically extrapolating) that progress. The CoVid-19 Pandemic is disastrous and dark. We extend our sympathies to any who find our humor untimely or inappropriate.
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